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Quote of the Now   “   I have been emotionally hurt a lot before, and I am reasonably paranoid of others, especially online. Which is WHY it is Mandetory for immediate in person meeting with me.   „   —Chris on his latest OkCupid profile.

Article of the Now OkCupid is one of the more popular dating websites, and matches people based on how they respond to questions that they may answer at their leisure. Unlike sites such as Match.com, OkCupid allows users to message and search each other for free, only charging for perks like ad removal and unlimited inbox space. Like so many other dating websites before, Christian Weston Chandler joined the website. In July 2014, a CWCki Forums member found yet another OkCupid profile that Chris created. (Read more...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2006, Chris updated his "Story of My Current Days". (more...) Did You Know... ...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his fangs to a pocket knife? ...that this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL? ...that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart? ...that a Forgiveness blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack? ...that Chris is capable of taking care of himself? ...that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples? ...that Bob Chandler wanted you to shut that goddamn thing off? ...that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16? ...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded? ...that when working at Cutco, Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?

Da Update 17 July - Chris uploads a number of videos in which he plays Mario Kart. 14 July - Chris tries to sell CDs of his father being a radio DJ on eBay. 6 July - Chris's latest OkCupid profile is found. 1 July - Chris lists autographed photo portraits of himself on eBay. 30 June - Chris lists two new drawings on eBay, as well as payed commissions. 22 June - Chris complains via Facebook about Sonic's arm color in Sonic Boom and demands that it reverts to its original state. 19 June - Chris adds his Lego Manchester High School on ReBrick. PSN Tracker Chris was last spotted playing Skylanders: Swap Force for the PS3. Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money! Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here. CWCki News CWCki Forums Check out our permanent forum full of lively and oftentimes thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions.) STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING. Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know. Have thoughts on the quality of the CWCki? Participate in the CWCki Quality Review. Improvement Project of the Now The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment are... OkCupid Be sure to consult the talk page for improvement suggestions. GO WORK ON IT!

Picture of the Now One of Chris's photos in his latest OkCupid profile.

Video of the Now Unfunny Kids Try To Prank Call Chris: Second Edition